Jamoore 52K daudega ????

ustaad: jamoore 52 K daudega
Jamoora: ji ustaad tayari to ki hai

ustaad: pantar log aayenge, tu peeche reh jaayega
jamoora: ustaad farak nahi padta, bas poora kar loon mere liye kaafi hai.

ustaad: watt lag jayegi teri
jamoora: ji ustaad kuch kuchh abhaas to hai, par fir kisi tarah daud kar ... chal kar....ludhak kar.... poora karoonga

ustaad: par tu daudta kyoon hai
jamoora: ab ustaad aap bhi ye sawaal poochoge, jis sawaal ka jawaab main duniya waalon ko de dekar thak gaya??

ustaad: time pass kaise karega
jamoora: arre ustaad bahut saare pantar dost log hain, par agar wo kaafi aage nikal gaye to fir mera ipod hai

ustaad: jamoore ipod ki battery khatam ho jayegi itni der main to
jamoora: arre haan ustaad ji je baat to humne sochi hi nahi thi!

jamoora: par ab okhli main sar diya to musal se kya ghabrana! poora to karoonga hi...

chalo ustaad fir abhi main chalta hai, baaki samachar daudne ke baad, agar likhne ki haalat main raha to kal raat hi nahi to somwaar ko!

Song Today: aane wala pal..
Film: Golmaal